What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? Ghoul-aid!!!
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? Wrap!!!!!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean.
|A human Bean!|
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Where did the goblin throw the football? Over the ghoul line.
What do you call a little monsters parents? Mummy and Deady.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. A sour-puss.